i was talking to an old friend tonight and i asked him what he was doing and he said he was thinking about ending our conversation and trying to come up with a good excuse and i thought he was joking but then he said “i gotta go to bed, ill talk to you later!” and ive never had someone be so brutally honest with me
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??